Tuesday 13 April 2010

Artist Profile: Rob Bellman

Name/Pseudonym:
DKS.co

Permanent working location:
London, England

Mill24 Exhibition:
“What’s this? I said I wanted a Macchiato!!” Wined the thin man in the thin jeans. “Not this muck”…………………….

”Cauw-fey”……….lulled the daemon. His little red eyes flicker-flicked as he spoke. Having no mouth one just assumed that was where the sound came from.

“YES I WANT A COFFEE!” said thin man, who was now a bit red.

……….“Cauw-fey”……..


“Yes, a coffee, yes, a little tiny fucking coffee with some fucking frothy milk on the fucking top you RETARD!”

……”Cauw-fey”……the daemon moaned with the same hollow intonation and timing………..

……..”Cauw-fey”……………………….

The thin man in the thin jeans was storming off down the long dark corridor, taking very long angry strides. He hadn’t got his Macchiato.
The white paper cup lay on its side on the floor, thick black glossy syrupy coffee crawled out of it.

The daemon had to do a 3-point turn in the narrow corridor to get the coffee cart to face the other way. The tiny little wheels, over burdened as they were, squeaked a little too much to be comfortable as the daemon shuffled off towards the opposite horizon in the corridor.

THE END

Contact Email:
diekillshoes@yahoo.co.uk

Curriculum Vitae:
-LAST SHOW - 'IDIOT STRENGTH' - 25th November, Tim Pritchard Gallery, 2009 London
-NEXT SHOW - RCA Work in Progress. Title - TBC . April 2010. London